If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AND THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
fandom love poetry
my soul is a dog
in a hot car
on a summer day with the window
please for the love of god come back to gchat
you’re in a car with a beautifu —
fuck this richard siken shit
i just want to talk about mpreg clone watersports with you
YOUR GCHAT ICON SAYS YOU ARE THERE
IT’S MOTHERFUCKING GREEN
GREEN AS THE ISLES OF IREFUCKINGLAND
BUT YOU HAVEN’T YOU RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGES
I HATE THIS
WHY DO WE LIVE SO FAR APART
WHY IS EVERYTHING IN LIFE TE — oh there you are, you’re typing at me, you were getting food, how was my day, did I see the thing yet?
i am sorry
but why the fuck
aren’t you on
i know, i know,
it’s like 6:30 in the morning where you are
or you’re watching your brother get married
or you’re traveling to israel
or dealing with serious real life shit that legit breaks my heart
but goddammit, i saw/read/listened to that thing last night
and if we don’t talk about it i am going to explode like a roman candle
fabulous yellow spider across the stars
tho we totally talked about how much we both hate fucking jack kerouac
did you see that tumblr post about how allen ginsberg was a grade a disgusting creep? on the other hand, i am totally changing my opinion on daniel radcliffe’s hotness
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give me ten minutes and a minor, I’ll get you a unicorn xp
what people forget is that one person does not mean a lot, and even less on tumblr, so we reblog a “I’m nto going to watch s4” thing, it means nothing, “I hate how everyone who dies is black” - not true but I understand the gesture, etc
most of them have forgotten they’ve done it ten minutes later. And then there are those who know that the best way to get reblogs etc is to post something hateful, it’s not helpful and honestly holding your viewing hostage means nothing
it’s just as annoying as the fan writers that refuse to post the next chapter until they get so many comments etc - I don’t give it any credence at all, because seriously, teen wolf is pretty secure right now and the people that make the big decisions don’t seem to have anything to do with the fandom
seriously, if you found all those hateful comments you’d find yourself with two or three names, maybe one of which is a BNF and a lot of people agree with them because they’re a BNF, which is one of the things I absolutely hate about BNFdom.
if I may, I unfollowed many TW blogs between 3A and 3b and even during 3B (among others I unfollowed the angry, the rant, the shallow, the objectifying Derek, the fail!wolf addicts) and also started to read athena’s meta, and my life and experience of the show have improved by 200%. A+ would recommend (I think that’s how you say it)
re: BiteCon, I really hope the writers don’t think the hate or negative comments represent the majority of the audience. negative voices are often louder than positive ones, it would really be sad.
So there’s this bad guy, he’s a psychopath, and he has this seriously dangerous assassin on speed dial. He’s threatening to kill my mum if I don’t give him that thing he wants. Sadly, the thing he wants is to take the blood of a virgin, because that will make him immortal. So he told me I’d have to hold that girl still while he tkes blood from her. No biggie. He told me a few days ago, and I agreed to it, because a good friend of mine told me since the girl isn’t really a virgin, he won’t bevome immortal, the opposite will happen: he’ll crumble to dust and not even realize.
Okay, so maybe the girl will have to suffer a bit. But, hey, it’s just a bit of blood, and I don’t like her anyway, she’s a bitch. But I’ll pretend to be her friend for a while, to get her to trust me.
What do you mean, I should consider other options? I’m forced to do this, I can’t be bothered to care about the bodily agency of some girl who always treated me like shit anyway. And if I told her she might not agree. You know, if I don’t ask her, she can’t say no, right?
Yeah, I know that my plan involves the use of her body against her will while she’s helpless and at my mercy. What? It’s not like I have time to com eup with a different plan, right?
So she’s probably going to be terrified.
And feel powerless.
And me and some other guy are going to manhandle her while she begs for help, falsely believing she could trust me.
Hey, it’s not like we’re gonna rape her, we just need a bit of her blood.
Okay, so maybe it’s a bit unfortunate that he’s also that guy whose family killed hers, and that she’ll prbably think that he’ll kill her once he has her blood, but… it’ll be quick. And I’m completely sure that my little trick will work. It’s all for the greater good.
Okay, I feel a bit sorry for her, but hey, I know the perfect line to get back at her. Sorry. What, you thought we were friends? Too bad. You’re not mine.
OMG what a perfect analogy. I’ve always believed that if it were Derika Hale instead of Derek Hale, the fandom would NEVER put up with the abuse that the character suffers. This is what I mean when I say there’s an element of revenge porn about the glee that certain fans take in Derek’s suffering and the way they interpret his actions as being a fail!wolf, etc. It’s a white dude suffering, so it’s okay. He deserves everything he gets for his crime of being a white dude. If he was a PoC or a woman, that branch of the fandom would be in an UPROAR.